Friday, December 14, 2007

The Mitchel Report



Olde Wade doesn't have any canceled checks or receipts or anything that would actually constitute proof in a court of law, but I had it from a good source that Jim Abbott used HGH. He never gave up the dream of growing a second hand.

Keith Hernandez used HGH to try and grow a second penis. Apparently his first got an infection from one of those tranny Thai boys.

That's the truth America. Handle it.